Dear every single blog I read:
Thank you for alerting me to Mike Davidson’s new project. While I managed to muster an ounce of interest the first time I heard about five.sentenc.es, I am clearly not as enamored with the idea as the rest of you. So really, please: enough already. I’ve seen it. And I’m tired of the ratio of actual posts to five.sentenc.es announcements robbing me of my guilty blog-reading pleasure.
And yes, that was five sentences, though this makes six. What can I say? I’m a rebel. A nine sentence e-mail rebel.
Sincerely,
Will Sansbury
PS: Technically, the last “sentence” was a fragment. There’s no verb, see? Does it count against my total?